my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh
Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn
she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes
Me at work






